wanttobeleaf:

one time my friend’s pretentious loser boyfriend got mad at me and told me i looked like david bowie because i’m “small, boney, and kind of tacky” and i laughed forever because he was trying to insult me but that is the ultimate compliment

If ‘Pineapple Express’ had been about two girls, they wouldn’t have made it. And if I were a woman, I wouldn’t have a career.
— Seth Rogen acknowledging sexism in Hollywood.   (via buffythebamfireslayer)

ragazzzo:

bat thanks friend for bringing him bananas

butitsbetterifyoupanic:

BRENDON URIE SAYING THE GROOM’S BRIDE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

adamusprime:

buy a fucking hamburger cake for you and all your fucking white people friends at your fucking white party

nayx:

i have this idea for a BRILLIANT new text post [spreads 10-foot blueprint across conference table]

windows-98:

white people making white people jokes

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bigeisamazing:

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

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